I can only get aroused when I'm on or near Stow Lake. Most gentlemen callers aren't keen on Strawberry Island rendezvous. I just don't know what to do.
I found this question one of my most diffiicult to answer in a while, but after extensive research and hours of pondering, I think I have found you an answer. It's something called Craigslist PnP and it only costs $30! http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/62827316.aspx
Everyone (aka the people in my brain) I spoke to said that the PnP people will go anywhere and pretty much do anything for a "party". So you are in luck! I adore Strawberry Hill and am happy to help find new companions for your "picnics". Keep that chin up and have fun picking strawberries.