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Happy Paddling,
Dear Rory
For the low low price of $2,990 USD, you can be the most fashionable person on your block. Who cares about the woman on your street that has a 50 million dollar diamond?! You can have a paddle swan that you use or do not use. Who cares? you have a swan paddle boat!
So much fun! Happy Paddling, Dear Rory Dear Rory, You are amazing and always give such sage advice. So I need your help. What's with girls and always bringing up their ex's? -Desperate in Texas Dear Texan Gentle Reader,
Woman are complicated and very delicate creatures. Think of them as antique dolls. When she speaks of her ex, she is trying to tell you what she likes about him or her and what you are doing wrong. Because everything you do is wrong. EVERYTHING! So, listen, nod and tell her she is beautiful. That usually solves most problems. Additionally, she speaks of her ex often for you might have a small penis.(she's a size queen) Best of Luck, Dear Rory There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! Dear Rory thinks this is a classic limerick that needs to be shared to all that have not heard it before.
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