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Cure for the Common Cold

3/26/2012

 
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Dear Rory,

For the past couple years I've been blessed with perfect health. However this morning I woke up to a sore throat and a splitting headache. It looks as though I've caught the common cold. 

Despite countless of discoveries and innovations the remedy for the common cold does not exist. So Rory, what do you find to be the best remedy for the common cold?

- Sick, and grumpy. 

Dear Sick and Gumpy,
As any medically trained professional (such as Dear Rory) will tell you, the best cure for the common cold is vitamins, rest and plenty of fluids. But after contacting several celebrity doctors (that I want to exist only in my brain, but really are out there) a new magic formula has been found!!!
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It consists of: cocaine, marijuana, the muscle relaxant Flexeril, the allergy medication Benadryl, the anti-anxiety medication Xanax, and a nice long hot bath!


Feel Better Soon,
Dear Rory


Liberace's #1 Fan
3/26/2012 09:43:23 am

If it worked for Liberace (it did, right?), it's good enough for me!


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