I have been a horrible flake to one of my favorite happy hour friends. I have missed happy hour so many times I fear my friend will think I don't like $2 beers anymore. What in the world can I do to make it up to this friend?
Sounds like you've been slacking. I fear as well that your friend thinks you don't enjoy $2 beers anymore.
But fear not! I have a solution: Buy a keg and give to your friend. This way you show that you are a fan of beer and want to partake in the pleasure of drinking it. After that, go to every $2 Tuesday religiously. Never forget that Tuesday is the new Friday! By doing this, your friend will forget that you've been a flake and love you for the silly raging alcoholic you are!