Dear Rory,
I am constipated and my boyfriend makes me eat dried prunes because my farts are stinky.
I hate dried prunes.
How can I poop wihtout eating dried prunes and/or how can I make my boyfriend stop insisting on the eating of these dried prunes?
Sincerely,
Farty McGee
Dear Farty McGee,
Pooping is so passé; get with the times and go get a colonic. This way you don't have to deal with your farts or your stinky boyfriend.
Sincerely,
Dear Rory
I am constipated and my boyfriend makes me eat dried prunes because my farts are stinky.
I hate dried prunes.
How can I poop wihtout eating dried prunes and/or how can I make my boyfriend stop insisting on the eating of these dried prunes?
Sincerely,
Farty McGee
Dear Farty McGee,
Pooping is so passé; get with the times and go get a colonic. This way you don't have to deal with your farts or your stinky boyfriend.
Sincerely,
Dear Rory