Farty McGee

Dear Rory, 
I am constipated and my boyfriend makes me eat dried prunes because my farts are stinky. 
I hate dried prunes. 
How can I poop wihtout eating dried prunes and/or how can I make my boyfriend stop insisting on the eating of these dried prunes? 

Sincerely, 
Farty McGee


Dear Farty McGee,

Pooping is so passé; get with the times and go get a colonic. This way you don't have to deal with your farts or your stinky boyfriend.
Sincerely,
Dear Rory