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Dear Rory, Dizzy

3/22/2012

 
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Dear Rory, 
How many hours of painting ones apartment does it take to make a person go insane? 
help me, 
dizzy from the paint fumes


Dear Dizzy,

You're looking at the situation all wrong. What is but an apartment in need of paint? Why, it's yet another excuse to throw a party! Silly Dizzy!

Buy some booze, invite all of your friends over (make sure to tell them to bring old clothes) and have a blast. This way you can all get high on paint fumes!  Try and make different patterns and/or colors on you walls; have the guests vote on what they would like see on the walls. And always remember plain white walls are a no-no. Those are for boring people and I'm sure you're not boring. Go get'em Dizzy!

Sincerely,
Dear Rory


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