Dear Rory,
I have a friend who went out drinking all day Thursday and now she claims that she has to sleep all day and can't drink with me right now. I want to be supportive of her binge drinking on weekdays, as well as, her reckless sex with strangers. I'm just a little concerned it may tap into MY drinking time with her. Please help Rory!
Dear Confused,
It sounds like your friend is a raging alcoholic, just the kind of person I like.
Unfortunately, it sounds like she's drinking more than she can handle. So, I recommend that you run out and buy a portable stomach pump/wet/dry vacuum. Make sure to keep it in your car for occasions such as you described in your letter. Next time she says she's too drunk: whip your new pump out, suck her dry and she'll be able to start drinking with you again.
Cheers!
Best Wishes,
Dear Rory
I have a friend who went out drinking all day Thursday and now she claims that she has to sleep all day and can't drink with me right now. I want to be supportive of her binge drinking on weekdays, as well as, her reckless sex with strangers. I'm just a little concerned it may tap into MY drinking time with her. Please help Rory!
Dear Confused,
It sounds like your friend is a raging alcoholic, just the kind of person I like.
Unfortunately, it sounds like she's drinking more than she can handle. So, I recommend that you run out and buy a portable stomach pump/wet/dry vacuum. Make sure to keep it in your car for occasions such as you described in your letter. Next time she says she's too drunk: whip your new pump out, suck her dry and she'll be able to start drinking with you again.
Cheers!
Best Wishes,
Dear Rory
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