This is a real Dear Abby article I just read:
Dear Abby: I am turning 60 and naturally looking a little "worn". My man friend keeps telling me I need a face-lift and to lose 10 pounds, so I'm starting to save my money. Something tells me he wants a "hot chick" and thinks he'll have one once I get these procedures done. It's expensive. What do you think?
Loose-Faced Louisianan
Loose-Faced Louisianan
Dear Louisianan: If you had said you wanted cosmetic surgery because you thought you needed it, I would say go ahead. However, if it's only because your man friend is pushing you, then he should save his money and, offer to foot the bill.
Holy shit. This bitch is trolling and trying to steal my job!
Dear Rory completes agrees that if your man want to change your looks and carve up your face, OF COURSE he should pay for it! What does this remind me of.....
Dear Rory completes agrees that if your man want to change your looks and carve up your face, OF COURSE he should pay for it! What does this remind me of.....