I need to get laid but I prefer my boys pretty and they are hard to find, what do I do?
Pretty boys ARE hard to find, unless you are a young gay man like myself, then they are as plentiful as jelly beans in an Easter basket. Aahhh, it's good to be Rory!
Now, back to you.
So the first part of getting you laid is to actually find someone worth your while. Now, let's think… where do all the pretty/leaning towards straight boys hang out?
Have you tried the gym? You're sure to find pretty narcissistic guys there. Just ask for advice on how to use a machine/weights and the muscle bound meat is sure to start pouring in.
Secondly, always be drunk. It makes people look so much more attractive and that certainly helps out the cause of getting you laid.
And thirdly, boys like boobs! Stick 'em out there!
Now go get laid!
P.S. This came up when I googled images of "Pretty Boys":http://www.traditioninaction.org/RevolutionPhotos/A397rPrettyBoys.html