I have an odd cluster of genital warts that looks surprisingly like George Clooney. I also have this bomb ass mama that lives down the street and she just LOVES George Clooney. So, do you think I could use these celebrity wannabe butt warts to score with her? If so, how? I've got hot glue, a large bag of saved up dog hair, and probably at least seventy two cents in change.
ClooneyBumps in Azusa
I often get this question because most genital warts look like George Cloony, Mel Gibson or Bono. First, I highly recommend making an appointment with your doctor to address this issue. But interim why not have fun with it?! use your 72 cents and buy some googly eyes, glue them along with a whisper of hair on the George warts and go knock on your frisky neighbor's door. Tell her you have a celebrity in your pants she would love to meet. And then "get down to business". Though seriously, go see your doctor.