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3/6/2017

 
'Hello Dear Rory,
First, I have to say that am a huge fan of yours. Secondly, and why I am writing in: I am 20 y old boy from ousside of Murica and I think I have a problem. Last night I had a sex with a man for the first time, and I really liked it. But the guy said 'no homo' before we did it, so it doesn't count right? Am I gay or nahhh?
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Dear Gentle Reader,
I can understand your confusion and anxiety; it is only natural after you get your delicate blossom banged for 7 hours straight without even a break for water (I applaud your fortitude).... This is why I always keep a glass of water on the nightstand. 
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Sexuality is a fluid thing and depends on who your are attracted to. You do not need to label yourself. You can like men and women; if you want to say you are gay. Great! Gay guys are the best in my opinion. If not, you can be the "gay guy" that your girl amazingly turned you into a heterosexual man because her Vag is super amazing! *Hahaha! tosses hair and waits for wedding ring*

Do whatever makes you happy.
Except raping and killing babies. Dear Rory looks down upon that. (it will not cure your AIDS)

Warm Wishes,
Dear Rory



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P.S. If anyone ever says 'no homo", It is full on homo. Use a condom; you don't want a George Clonney ass.

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