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3/4/2017

 
Dear Rory,
​A new phrase recently came to my attention and I'm very confused by it. The phrase is "Cunt Punt" and I don't know how to properly use it in a sentence. Is it a verb? A noun? Please help! I really like the way it rolls off the tongue, but I don't want to embarrass myself by using it improperly.
Many thanks,
​Cunt Punt Challenged
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Dear Cunt Punt Challenged Reader,
​Dear Rory understands your confusion. (I may or may not have answered your inquiry before.This is the joy of having a diet that consists mostly of vodka and cigarettes. Everything is a SURPRISE And NEW!)
I have heard the term front butt, just to be sure, had to Urban Dictionary "Cunt Punt" to confirm.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunt%20punt
It is such a lovely term and so very elegant; I decided to compose a Haiku about it:
Cunt Punt Whore Face Slut
I Will Kick You In Front Butt
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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