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3/7/2017

 
Dear Rory,
​I love candies! i love candies so much! But candies doesn't like me. They make me feel bad everytime i eat them. I feel so heavy and like i eat all sugar from the world. Sometimes if i don't buy any candy i feel sad cause i'm greedy of sugar. Will candies make me fat if i eat them all?
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Dear Delicate Reader,
I have good news and bad news.
​Bad news: Yes, if you "eat them all" it will make you fat.
Good news: You can simply stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit. That way you can taste the delectable sweets twice, TWICE!, without the calorie intake. It's a Win Win! Yay!
Happy Barfing!
With Love,
Dear Rory

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