Dear Rory,
I am in a difficult situation in life. I am pregnant again and I don't think we can afford another child. I already have three children. What should I do?
With Child in Montana
Dear Gentle Reader,
Dear Rory understands your predicament. Children can be fun, but they are expensive and full of shit. Literally. Full and just full of shit. And more shit. So, instead of having another child, just use a wire hanger and go for a fun vacation in Mexico like Dear Rory will do in a few days!
Vacation is so much more than children!
Dear Rory understands your predicament. Children can be fun, but they are expensive and full of shit. Literally. Full and just full of shit. And more shit. So, instead of having another child, just use a wire hanger and go for a fun vacation in Mexico like Dear Rory will do in a few days!
Vacation is so much more than children!
Happy Fishing,
Dear Rory
Dear Rory
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