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Uncomfortable at Gym

6/14/2012

 
Dear Rory,

I like to workout, but recently I found guys checking me out a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean all the time. It is starting to make me feel uncomfortable at the gym. What should I do?
- Not Liking the Gym
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Dear Uncomfortable,
Sometimes it is hard being hot and sexy. My first question is: How tight are your spandex workout clothes? Let's see if any of these photos ring a bell.
Example A:

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Example B:
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Credits: All above photos are from the always glamourous and demour Coco.
While working out in lucite heels is always a good idea, Camel Toe is usually frowned upon. Fortunatly for you a new and amazing solution has been found!
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Instead of having a horrific camel toe, you can now have a gargantuan left thigh.(It helps cover up the camel toe and the source of your discomfort). Sure scientists and genetic engineers will study you, but at least you will no longer be stared at like a hot sex object. Phew! *pats sweat off brow*
"Down with camel toe. More Gargantuanism" - chants all Mormons

My advice for you is that if you want to dissuade all interest is to simply wear dirty, smelly old rags. 
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Problem Solved!

Smell Well,
Dear Rory

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