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4/30/2012

 
Dear Rory,

The mouth breathing heathens at my office always eat the food that I store in the office fridge for lunch.

How should I dispose of the dead bodies of their first born children when I am done murdering them?

Thanks! 
Viola Ant
Dear Viola,

This reminds me of a wonderful Lifetime-esque film I just watched at the Bogota Hilton. It was entitled "The First Born". Basically, the plot involved a woman's deep descent into insanity due to her pregnancy and first months of child rearing. **Spoiler alert** She buries her own child and is totally whacked out on medication in the end.


So just let nature run it's course. Let your co-workers get pregnant. Give birth. Go insane. And "take of of" their own children.
That way you don't have to do a single thing. Ahhhh, the joys of child bearing.
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Sincerely,
Dear Rory
I refuse to sit on babies!
5/3/2012 07:03:52 am

OMG! Is that Elizabeth Shue??

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10/2/2013 05:01:46 pm

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