Rich Husband

Dear Rory.

Dear Rory, How do I find a rich husband? 

Dear Gentle Reader,

Rich Husbands are a rare and gentle breed. They require the only the best Gold Digging Sluts that money has to buy.
So let's make you the best Gold Digging Slut out there!

Examine Your Wardrobe

Once again, credit to the always demure and graceful Coco.

How many spandex/items from Forever 21 do you currently own? If your answer was under 25 pieces you are woefully unprepared. 
I suggest you open up charge accounts at Victoria's Secret and Forever 21 immediately and max them out. You need the wardrobe to get the man.
Think "Classy Slut"!

Personality

Your personality should resemble cardboard. The less you have the better. What rich man wants someone that has an opinion? 
Centrainly not me.
Speaking of opinions, You should never have one. Unless it completely agrees with his. After all, who do you think you are? An equal partner? Ha!
Channel Barbie. 
Isn't that what our society taught us? Barbie always gets the perfect (rich) Ken. Why think when you can be pretty?
Tehee!

Tastes

Have an opinion? Don't. 
Like I said previously, leave it at the door of your 25 bedroom mansion! Because when you are this rich, who cares about your opinions. Say "Yes", look pretty, nod a lot and bang your pool boy, because that is the only love and affection you will ever get.

And always remember that nothing in this world matters more than money!

Happy Hunting,
Dear Rory