Potato (with an E)

Dearest Rory, Why can't I count past potato? Thanks, The Nym

Dear Nym,
I enjoy potatoes as much as the next cheap hooker. I think you may be dick/potato hypnotized as I am. Here is some more potato porn. (grab your lube)

Oh yeah! soft and with butter....

and then this happened:

Congrats on the new Baby! That will be 2k a month in child support.

Moral of the story, If you fuck a potato, use a condom.

HAWT!!!! Happy fapping,


Love,
Dear Rory