Dear Rory,
I love my husband to death, but I don't know if I can handle him in the morning anymore.
Here's the problem: He won't get up. He would prefer to stay in bed all day long rather than jump in the shower at the crack of Noon and join me for lunch.
How do I raise the Bear?
-Sleepless in Cartegana
I love my husband to death, but I don't know if I can handle him in the morning anymore.
Here's the problem: He won't get up. He would prefer to stay in bed all day long rather than jump in the shower at the crack of Noon and join me for lunch.
How do I raise the Bear?
-Sleepless in Cartegana
Dear Gentle Reader,
Etiquette and decorum are an integral part of everyone's life. That is why is so very important (unless it's a dire emergency) to never wake a sleeping bear. They tend to be unhappy, rash and in the mood for human blood when startled awake.
My best advice to you is to just let a bear (oso) sleep. You should go have some coffee, paint a picture or go purchase some emeralds for the amazing, sleeping and wonderful bear.
Amazing Advice. Always!
Etiquette and decorum are an integral part of everyone's life. That is why is so very important (unless it's a dire emergency) to never wake a sleeping bear. They tend to be unhappy, rash and in the mood for human blood when startled awake.
My best advice to you is to just let a bear (oso) sleep. You should go have some coffee, paint a picture or go purchase some emeralds for the amazing, sleeping and wonderful bear.
Amazing Advice. Always!
Love Forever,
Dear Rory
Dear Rory
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