I love my husband to death, but I don't know if I can handle him in the morning anymore.
Here's the problem: He won't get up. He would prefer to stay in bed all day long rather than jump in the shower at the crack of Noon and join me for lunch.
How do I raise the Bear?
-Sleepless in Cartegana
Etiquette and decorum are an integral part of everyone's life. That is why is so very important (unless it's a dire emergency) to never wake a sleeping bear. They tend to be unhappy, rash and in the mood for human blood when startled awake.
My best advice to you is to just let a bear (oso) sleep. You should go have some coffee, paint a picture or go purchase some emeralds for the amazing, sleeping and wonderful bear.
Amazing Advice. Always!