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5/13/2012

 

Dear Rory,
Lately, penguins have been invading my dreams. What is the message? 
-Ashton Kucher 
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Dear Ashton,

After extensive research, a.k.a. googling what penguins in a dream means, I found a lovely website for dream 
interpretation: http://www.dreammoods.com  It says:
Penguin

To see a penguin in your dream signifies that your problems are not as serious as you may think. It serves as a reminder for you to keep your cool and remain level-headed. Alternatively, seeing a penguin in your dream suggests that you are being weighed down by your emotions or by a negative situation. You need to find some balance and inner harmony


So my thoughts are that after cheating on Demi and banging all those cheap whores, it isn't as bad as you think. But you should seek balance in all the whores you stick your man finger into. A couple cheap whores totally fine, but a lot of cheap whores es no bueno. Seek some balance dude!

And on another note, stick a glove on it. You wouldn't want to get THIS pregnant:
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Wrap It Up,
Dear Rory
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10/24/2012 11:14:07 am

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