Dear Rory,
Where can I find some slutty clock?
Love,
Tatters (Your #1 fan!!!)
Where can I find some slutty clock?
Love,
Tatters (Your #1 fan!!!)
Dear Tatters,
From what I hear you are doing a fine time of finding slutty cock (you wrote clock but I'm assuming it's cock, for I have yet to meet a slutty clock. Those whorish clocks with their hands moving all around and such!) and need no help from me. None the less, you wrote in to the website and Dear Rory is here to help.
1. Airport Bathrooms
From what I hear you are doing a fine time of finding slutty cock (you wrote clock but I'm assuming it's cock, for I have yet to meet a slutty clock. Those whorish clocks with their hands moving all around and such!) and need no help from me. None the less, you wrote in to the website and Dear Rory is here to help.
1. Airport Bathrooms
Little know fact: Airport bathrooms aren't just for pooping after long flights!
Airport bathrooms are a wonderland of slutty cocks. From closeted cowboys to DILFS looking for a little relief to Republican Senators and Congressmen; it runs the gamut! A veritable smorgasbord of slutty clock!
There is something about foot tapping I heard.But, I'm not sure how it all works so fuck it. Just bust into a stall while someone is pooping and thrust your cock in their face. Bam! Weeeeeee! What could go wrong?
Airport bathrooms are a wonderland of slutty cocks. From closeted cowboys to DILFS looking for a little relief to Republican Senators and Congressmen; it runs the gamut! A veritable smorgasbord of slutty clock!
There is something about foot tapping I heard.But, I'm not sure how it all works so fuck it. Just bust into a stall while someone is pooping and thrust your cock in their face. Bam! Weeeeeee! What could go wrong?
2. Bus Station Bathrooms
While it might be a step down from the airport bathrooms, my co-worker swears by it. He's gotten lucky there many times.The anonymity provided from cracks whores, homeless people and gamblers headed to Vegas is priceless. They are willing to go and ready. Plus, they won't remember your name, let alone face, even if you paid them (which you don't).
3. The Republican National Convention
Oh Tatters, The Republican National Convention is like the glory hole of slutty cocks; you can's swing a dead cat without finding an old white guy with a hard on. Cock cock cock cock. Those closeted queen look forward to it every year. It's like the Garden of Eden for self- hating, horny, slutty cocks.
Happy Hunting!
Love,
Dear Rory
Love,
Dear Rory
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