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4/19/2012

 
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Dear Rory,
i slid my cock to far up my toy and the razor blades are cutting in far to deep
it i move my cock at all i will slice my dick open PLEASE help me. 

Dear Barely Understandable Reader,
First of all: Don't use sex toys with razors included.
Second of all: This is a REAL advice column.  Only REAL advice is given.

Good Luck With Your Future Endeavors,
Dear Rory



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