DearRory.com
  • Blog
  • Home
  • Contact

Mongoose Meals

4/12/2013

 
Dear Rory,

My girlfriend recently told me she can't reach orgasm without being tied to a phone pole and beat with a dead mongoose.
I'm down with that, though. My question is this: What would be the appropriate meal for after one of our sessions?

One of Your Biggest Fans,
Dom Dellaoise

Picture
Dear Dom,

What a coincidence; I always find myself ravenously hungry after a good round of dead mongoose play! Your girlfriend and I must have so much in common. That kinky bitch!
So there a few options you could go with depending on your personal taste and budget. One of my absolute favorites after a good mongoose beating is the Olive Garden:
Picture
Nothing fills that hunger quite like an authentic home cooked Italian meal and the Olive Garden is close enough. Plus you always get your money's worth with their "Never Ending Breadsticks and Salad"! (I always throw some extra in my bag for later)
Picture
Picture
Another fantastic option is P.F. Chang's
Picture
I love this option because you already have a tenderized mongoose ready to go and P.F. Chang's can be very accommodating. It's not listed on the menu but if you bring in your mongoose and pay a small fee, similar to a corkage fee and around $7-8, they will prepare your mongoose any way you would like! I personally enjoy the Sweet and Sour Mongoose, or the Mongoose lettuce wraps. But the choice is up to you, have fun!
Picture
Picture
Or course if you are broke, a savage and/or a hillbilly, you can just eat the mongoose right then and there at the phoone pole. Sometimes that is more kinky than the mongoose play it's self!

Picture

Happy Hunting,
Dear Rory
Kathleen Bradean
4/12/2013 05:44:13 am

So many people would have overlooked the 'eat the mongoose' option! This is why you're the best, Rory.

P.S. cranberry chutney is the perfect accent to mongoose.

Gladys
4/12/2013 09:11:57 am

Dear Rory,

What wine would you suggest to go with post kinky sex mongoose?

Dear Rory
3/4/2017 03:20:48 pm

That depends upon the weather; if it is a little chilly I would go with a pinot. If it is warm, I would recommend a French rosé. Enjoy!

http://www.bondage-society.com/us/california-dominatrix/bdsm-vallejo.shtml link
10/10/2013 06:44:04 pm

I stumbled on this from Google and wanted to say thanks for posting

BDSM Vallejo link
10/14/2013 05:15:26 pm

Great blog, love the template.

BDSM Vallejo link
10/15/2013 01:44:44 am

Great blog, I'm great I found Weebly!


Comments are closed.

    Dear Rory

    Amazing Advice. ALWAYS!

    Archives

    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    January 2014
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    April 2013
    October 2012
    September 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012

    Submit

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly