My girlfriend recently told me she can't reach orgasm without being tied to a phone pole and beat with a dead mongoose.
I'm down with that, though. My question is this: What would be the appropriate meal for after one of our sessions?
One of Your Biggest Fans,
What a coincidence; I always find myself ravenously hungry after a good round of dead mongoose play! Your girlfriend and I must have so much in common. That kinky bitch!
So there a few options you could go with depending on your personal taste and budget. One of my absolute favorites after a good mongoose beating is the Olive Garden: