Mongoose Meals

Dear Rory,

My girlfriend recently told me she can't reach orgasm without being tied to a phone pole and beat with a dead mongoose.
I'm down with that, though. My question is this: What would be the appropriate meal for after one of our sessions?

One of Your Biggest Fans,
Dom Dellaoise

Dear Dom,

What a coincidence; I always find myself ravenously hungry after a good round of dead mongoose play! Your girlfriend and I must have so much in common. That kinky bitch!
So there a few options you could go with depending on your personal taste and budget. One of my absolute favorites after a good mongoose beating is the Olive Garden:

Nothing fills that hunger quite like an authentic home cooked Italian meal and the Olive Garden is close enough. Plus you always get your money's worth with their "Never Ending Breadsticks and Salad"! (I always throw some extra in my bag for later)

Another fantastic option is P.F. Chang's

I love this option because you already have a tenderized mongoose ready to go and P.F. Chang's can be very accommodating. It's not listed on the menu but if you bring in your mongoose and pay a small fee, similar to a corkage fee and around $7-8, they will prepare your mongoose any way you would like! I personally enjoy the Sweet and Sour Mongoose, or the Mongoose lettuce wraps. But the choice is up to you, have fun!

Or course if you are broke, a savage and/or a hillbilly, you can just eat the mongoose right then and there at the phoone pole. Sometimes that is more kinky than the mongoose play it's self!

Happy Hunting,
Dear Rory