Dear Rory,
I've recently decided to commission a sculpture from a local artist. My chosen subject will be an impressionist rendition of three squirrels fighting over a discount bin CD of Milli Vanilli in a Target store located in Bumblefuck, Arkansas. What, in your opinion, is the best medium for this sculpture, and on top of the commission, would a lobster encased in Lucite make an appropriate gratuity?
Thanks, Ronnie R.
I've recently decided to commission a sculpture from a local artist. My chosen subject will be an impressionist rendition of three squirrels fighting over a discount bin CD of Milli Vanilli in a Target store located in Bumblefuck, Arkansas. What, in your opinion, is the best medium for this sculpture, and on top of the commission, would a lobster encased in Lucite make an appropriate gratuity?
Thanks, Ronnie R.
Dear Gentle Reader,
When I think of Milli Vanilli, I think of Llama poo. It's sure to be a winner and the squirrels will love it! In lieu of a commission or lucite lobster, I'd appreciate it if you just adopted a Llama instead.
http://www.solollamas.org/adopt.html
Just think of the endless hours of enjoyment you'll have with your new Llama!
Love always,
Dear Rory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8
When I think of Milli Vanilli, I think of Llama poo. It's sure to be a winner and the squirrels will love it! In lieu of a commission or lucite lobster, I'd appreciate it if you just adopted a Llama instead.
http://www.solollamas.org/adopt.html
Just think of the endless hours of enjoyment you'll have with your new Llama!
Love always,
Dear Rory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8
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