Dear Rory loves gardening. There is no better way to fertilize your new garden but with a freshly severed head! (or five)
Sometime heads are the perfect way to start a new garden. Head are full of important nutrients to get get your garden growing! (Plus get rid of that stupid slut whore that paid $60+ million for an ugly ring down the block) She deserves it.

May your garden bloom with your love!
Happy Gardening!
Love,
Dear Rory
Love,
Dear Rory