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First Class or Bust!

4/28/2017

 
Dear Rory,

I've been looking at booking a holiday, but the cost-differential between Economy and First Class (which is how I usually travel) is a little too vast for my comfort level.

I really need a vacation, but I can't do it in Economy and I can't justify the difference in fare.

What would you do?

- Shitty Kitty
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Dear Gentle Shitty Reader,
Flying in Economy is a terrible idea. Asking to leave your seat because of over booking, getting your head bashed in and losing your two front teeth is not a fun way to start your vacation. Dear Rory was once in a middle seat between a screaming child and a man so fat that his stomach rolls went over the arm rest. THE HORROR!
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THE HORROR! Dear  Rory thinks you should use your airline miles to be upgraded or get the bulkhead and/or emergency exit rows for extra leg room if you cannot pay for first class. Your poor, poor soul.
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Happy Flights,
Dear Rory


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