Fart Box

Dear Rory,

Is it inappropriate to ask a man to tongue the fart box while he's nuzzling my oyster?  

Yours Truly,
Gidget Areola 

For those Gentle Readers that aren't privy to the lingo, please take a glance at the examples:

Oyster

Fart Box

Dear Gidget,

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable request to me. I mean, while down there one should take care of any and all business. Get to it!
The only recommendation I can make is to give it another name other than "fart box". Something that sounds a little more delectable/"classy" and a little less gassy. That is why Dear Rory is here to help!
After polling a number of professional word smiths (a.k.a some homeless guys I met on the subway today). I have come up with some marvelous alternatives that will get your man coming back and begging for second helpings!

Fart Box no. It's a:

Hidden Treasure Trove
Care Bear EaterAsspussy
Chocolate starfish
Rosebud
Balloon knot
Hershey Highway
and my personal favorite,
Chocolate Lava Cake 

Why have dessert when you can have a Fart Box?!

Best Wishes,
Dear Rory