Is it inappropriate to ask a man to tongue the fart box while he's nuzzling my oyster?
For those Gentle Readers that aren't privy to the lingo, please take a glance at the examples:
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable request to me. I mean, while down there one should take care of any and all business. Get to it!
The only recommendation I can make is to give it another name other than "fart box". Something that sounds a little more delectable/"classy" and a little less gassy. That is why Dear Rory is here to help!
After polling a number of professional word smiths (a.k.a some homeless guys I met on the subway today). I have come up with some marvelous alternatives that will get your man coming back and begging for second helpings!
Hidden Treasure Trove
Care Bear EaterAsspussy
and my personal favorite,
Chocolate Lava Cake