Dear Rory,
Is it inappropriate to ask a man to tongue the fart box while he's nuzzling my oyster?
Yours Truly,
Gidget Areola
Is it inappropriate to ask a man to tongue the fart box while he's nuzzling my oyster?
Yours Truly,
Gidget Areola
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Dear Gidget,
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable request to me. I mean, while down there one should take care of any and all business. Get to it!
The only recommendation I can make is to give it another name other than "fart box". Something that sounds a little more delectable/"classy" and a little less gassy. That is why Dear Rory is here to help!
After polling a number of professional word smiths (a.k.a some homeless guys I met on the subway today). I have come up with some marvelous alternatives that will get your man coming back and begging for second helpings!
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable request to me. I mean, while down there one should take care of any and all business. Get to it!
The only recommendation I can make is to give it another name other than "fart box". Something that sounds a little more delectable/"classy" and a little less gassy. That is why Dear Rory is here to help!
After polling a number of professional word smiths (a.k.a some homeless guys I met on the subway today). I have come up with some marvelous alternatives that will get your man coming back and begging for second helpings!
Fart Box no. It's a:
Hidden Treasure Trove
Care Bear EaterAsspussy
Chocolate starfish
Rosebud
Balloon knot
Hershey Highway
and my personal favorite,
Chocolate Lava Cake
Hidden Treasure Trove
Care Bear EaterAsspussy
Chocolate starfish
Rosebud
Balloon knot
Hershey Highway
and my personal favorite,
Chocolate Lava Cake
Why have dessert when you can have a Fart Box?!
Best Wishes,
Dear Rory
Dear Rory