Dear Rory,
Tonight I had a hook up at the grossest apartment I've ever been in.
I didn't even want to sit down on anything. and the smell of mildew and mold... I can still smell it in my nose, you know? as soon as I could get out of there politely, I wrote a long text to my bestie to describe the situation, clicked send. then, horror. realized I had texted the guy whose apartment
I had just left. I feel bad. my text was scathing. what do I do?
-i_guess_i'm_an_asshole_now
Tonight I had a hook up at the grossest apartment I've ever been in.
I didn't even want to sit down on anything. and the smell of mildew and mold... I can still smell it in my nose, you know? as soon as I could get out of there politely, I wrote a long text to my bestie to describe the situation, clicked send. then, horror. realized I had texted the guy whose apartment
I had just left. I feel bad. my text was scathing. what do I do?
-i_guess_i'm_an_asshole_now
Dear Gentle Reader/Mega Asshole,
Dear Rory understands your predicament. It is always a difficult and cumbersome situation when you walk into your future lover's apartment to find a mess!
Dear Rory has walked into several and walked right out.
My advice is that if their apartment is not clean nor well be their "junk" be.
Run away screaming.
Who needs to go to the free clinic three times a month?! But please send them a happy fun sunflower mug the next day.
It's the polite thing to do. (and please go wash yourself)
With Love,
Dear Rory
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