For the low low price of $425 (free shipping included) you can buy these fashionable new style of jeans. Show that stupid slut down the block that she just wasted her money on a hot tub that she will never use because you will get all the action by looking like the sleek, stylish person you are and get all the "action". Dear Rory always finds persons that look like they crawled out of a sewer, just mud wrestled a pig and/or just had a terrible spout of incontinence to be the most attractive people on our planet.
Dear Rory honestly must applaud the Nordstrom buyers for the fine selections this season. They amaze, delight and sometimes make Dear Rory want to break out his credit card to go hog wild!