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4/27/2017

 
Dear Rory,
I have been having nightmares lately about passing my college courses. They are awful dreams and I wake in cold sweats in the middle of the night. Please Help!
​Sweaty in California
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Dear Nervous Student,
Fear not! Dear Rory Just consulted his friend who received this amazing grade on his last test:

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While Dear Rory knows that more than 100% is statistically impossible and thinks he is a liar and a fat fat fraud. He did give a few very helpful tips for getting his lie of a test grade.
​Blow jobs.
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Lots and lots of blow jobs. Forget studying; grab that chap stick and get an A++ in every class!
Dear Rory knows you can do it.
Happy Oral Lessons,
Dear Rory


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