College Courses

Dear Rory,
I have been having nightmares lately about passing my college courses. They are awful dreams and I wake in cold sweats in the middle of the night. Please Help!
​Sweaty in California

Dear Nervous Student,
Fear not! Dear Rory Just consulted his friend who received this amazing grade on his last test:

While Dear Rory knows that more than 100% is statistically impossible and thinks he is a liar and a fat fat fraud. He did give a few very helpful tips for getting his lie of a test grade.
​Blow jobs.

Lots and lots of blow jobs. Forget studying; grab that chap stick and get an A++ in every class!
Dear Rory knows you can do it.

Happy Oral Lessons,
Dear Rory