I'm in desperate need of your help. I have a twofold problem.
1. I'm a Bimbo.
2. I have a buttface.
I often find that these two attributes work against each other. On one hand, I should be banging as many men as I want, but on the other, my face gets in the way. Besides drastic cosmetic surgery, do you have any advice?
I am so happy you wrote in for advice. Many of my friends suffer from severe cases of "ButtFace".
Dear Rory is here to help.