Dear Rory,
I'm in desperate need of your help. I have a twofold problem.
1. I'm a Bimbo.
2. I have a buttface.
I often find that these two attributes work against each other. On one hand, I should be banging as many men as I want, but on the other, my face gets in the way. Besides drastic cosmetic surgery, do you have any advice?
Many thanks,
-BM
I'm in desperate need of your help. I have a twofold problem.
1. I'm a Bimbo.
2. I have a buttface.
I often find that these two attributes work against each other. On one hand, I should be banging as many men as I want, but on the other, my face gets in the way. Besides drastic cosmetic surgery, do you have any advice?
Many thanks,
-BM
Dear Gentle Buttface Reader,
I am so happy you wrote in for advice. Many of my friends suffer from severe cases of "ButtFace".
Fear not!
Dear Rory is here to help.
I am so happy you wrote in for advice. Many of my friends suffer from severe cases of "ButtFace".
Fear not!
Dear Rory is here to help.
After contacting several proctologists, I have been told that there is no cure for "ButtFace". I tried my best, but I think the best option is to cover your face with a paper bag, or you will probably be stoned to death.
Happy Papering,
Dear Rory
Dear Rory