Toe Necklace

Dear Rory,
Where can I buy one toe necklace My wife is laughing she does pedicures and wants one for work 
With all my Love,
​Bryan S

Dear Gentle Byran,

I am so happy to hear for your wife's love of amputated phalanges. She is absolutely in the right line of work to give pedicures!

Sometimes fingers and toes simply fall off. It happens. And there is no better way to use them than to make a necklace!

But sometime you can only "accidentally" cut off a few fingers or toes without looking suspect.
Luckily Dear Rory did minutes upon minutes and found you a solution. For the low low price of $3, you can buy your wife the gift of her dreams that she will treasure forever!

www.etsy.com/listing/227845600/genuine-alligator-foot-necklace-on-deer?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_e-jewelry-necklaces-other&utm_custom1=aa10d9ad-0696-4df9-b7aa-a7fd4163a904&gclid=CjwKCAjwzMbLBRBzEiwAfFz4gZEhLll4NZzE34i1bbZRbyAG8EdKIE2Hp5W9IcYhuFAUaouIygTQIBoCri8QAvD_BwE

You are welcome.
With Love,
Dear Rory