Dear Rory,
You are so wise and always give great advice.
I need to ask you a personal question. I recently asked a guy I found attractive out on a romatic date. I have been single for a while and I'm not quite sure what to do. Can you help me?
You are so wise and always give great advice.
I need to ask you a personal question. I recently asked a guy I found attractive out on a romatic date. I have been single for a while and I'm not quite sure what to do. Can you help me?
Dear Gentle Reader,
First dates can always be awkward. And one must always be prepared. Dear Rory has several tips to make the date a SUCCESS!
First dates can always be awkward. And one must always be prepared. Dear Rory has several tips to make the date a SUCCESS!
Tip #1: Throw his cellphone into a river or a glass of water. Just say it was an accident.
Tip #2 Order the most expense thing on the menu. That way he knows you are "Down For The Pushing"
Tip #3 Wear a female condom because you never know what is going to happen and who wants an icky icky baby throwing up on you all day and all night.
Tip #4 Douche front and back. Most gentlemen like anal. (this is important)
In no time at all you will be married or crying into a bucket full of ice cream if you do not keep that flower(s) fresh and clean.
Happy Hunting! I wish you all the best.
Love,
Dear Rory
Love,
Dear Rory
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