Dear roryian (Dear Rory),
I was dancing with a girl in a club and we made eye contact. After some time we danced and I got the courage to show her my feet.
Soon after she pissed all over my shins and exposed toes, does this means she likes me?
I was dancing with a girl in a club and we made eye contact. After some time we danced and I got the courage to show her my feet.
Soon after she pissed all over my shins and exposed toes, does this means she likes me?

Dear Gentle Urine Covered Reader,
Dear Rory understands your confusion as many of our other readers have been in the same situation.
Dear Rory understands your confusion as many of our other readers have been in the same situation.
Dear Rory has many questions. First of all is she German? If the answer is yes; then she really really likes you and wants to have the "sexual relations" there on the dance floor.
Secondly, is she a cat? If so she, is marking her territory and wants to have "sexual relations" there on the dance floor.
Third, is she over sixty? If so her diaper may have fallen off, and she really wants to have "sexual relations" there on the dance floor.
Secondly, is she a cat? If so she, is marking her territory and wants to have "sexual relations" there on the dance floor.
Third, is she over sixty? If so her diaper may have fallen off, and she really wants to have "sexual relations" there on the dance floor.
In any case, in the word of South Park Caytlin Jenner "Buckle up buckaro; you are in for a wild ride."
And the answer is YES! She likes you.
And the answer is YES! She likes you.
Best Advice ALWAYS,
Dear Rory
Dear Rory